Just Had a Quick Shuffle

Some peeps may know that a couple of weeks ago I went onto Ebay and made my first purchase. I fancied an Apple iPod shuffle so I typed that in, and it came up with one for £25. GymFreak had got one for this price so I snapped it up. It didn't actually say it was an Apple iPod Shuffle, but since it had come up on that search, and presumably Apple have the trademark on the word shuffle, it's a proper shuffle right?

I got it just before heading off ice skating, and guess what? Nothing on it about being an iPod. Didn't want to let that spoil my night out (it didn't!) but have sorta left it since then as I was a tad disappointed. Anyway - to cut a long story short, I've wired it up, and apart from the earphones, one of which falls out of my right ear, it seems to work fine. Perhaps I've spent £25 on a £10 cheapo mp3 player, but I guess it's ok. Need to sort these earphones and get some of those over the ear ones. I do have a set already but they have a bigger plug on them and won't fit.

What's up with my right ear?? Answers on a postcard please to PO BOX 123

Any suggestions for what I should call it, as Windows Media Player keeps asking me. I've already discounted "Five Knuckle" ;-)